Thursday, July 7, 2011
I think I just figured out why I'm so into Pitbull.
I don't like most things about him. He's bald and seems skeezy. He looks like a completely different person when he takes his aviators off. He wears suits like a straight Neil Patrick Harris. This is not sounding like a list of things that "work".
But somehow it's all offset with his incredibly attractive attitude. He's like a hispanic James Bond, and this is life lesson #5300 that attitude is everything.
And Ne-Yo, you look like Steve Urkel.