Honter Ponters?

me: mmhmm. what would ann say about you being at the hong kong this evening.

in a dress that flies over your head with a puff of wind.

Beth: with inapprop honter ponters on 

for shame

me: what are honter ponters?

Beth: underpants 

me: who says that

what is that?!

Beth: according to my aunt. there was a song and everything

me: stop it

i'm giggling

Beth: it's true

i'll sing to you when we're not in a class with 100 of our closest buddies

When I learn how to record audio... I will post this song.  I need to know how to sing this song, and I needed to know yesterday.